Privacy Policy

Last updated: October 2026

This policy explains what Hardlyexisting Septic ("we" and "us") does with your information when you browse hardlyexisting.garden, phone the number listed on the site, or send in a form. It is a general template, not legal advice.

What You Give Us

Some details come straight from you. If you phone in or fill out a form, you may share your name, phone number, email address, location and a description of your septic system, sewer line or plumbing trouble.

What Is Collected Automatically

A visit to this site can also record basics like your IP address, browser and device type, the pages you open and when you stopped by. Calls to the number on the site may be tracked, and some may be recorded, so we can check call quality and handle billing.

How Your Information Is Used

We use what we collect to:

• Match you with an independent plumbing and septic provider that works in your area
• Hand your request details to that provider so they can reach out to you
• Reply to your questions and messages
• See how people use this site and our phone lines
• Make the site and the referral service better
• Meet legal duties and stop fraud or misuse

Who Receives Your Information

Hardlyexisting Septic is a referral service. When you ask for help, your contact details and request information go to one or more independent providers or marketing partners, so they can get in touch. Those providers are separate businesses, and each has its own privacy practices.

We may also pass information to companies that help us run the site and phone systems, such as hosting, analytics and call-tracking tools. We may disclose information when the law demands it or when we need to protect our rights.

We do not sell your personal information for money. Some laws count sharing with marketing partners as a sale or a share. Where those laws apply, you may be able to opt out.

Cookies and Analytics

This site may use cookies and similar tools to see how visitors move around. Your browser settings let you manage cookies. Blocking them may change how parts of the site behave.

Your Choices and Rights

Where you live may give you the right to see, fix or delete your personal information, or to opt out of some sharing. To make a request, email contact@hardlyexisting.garden. We may ask you to confirm who you are before we act on it.

Security and How Long We Keep Data

We take reasonable steps to protect your information, yet no way of sending or storing data is perfectly secure. We hold on to information only as long as the purposes above require, or as the law requires.

Children

This site is not made for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from them.

Updates to This Policy

We may revise this policy from time to time. The date at the top shows when it last changed.

Contact

Have a question about this policy? Email contact@hardlyexisting.garden.